JarioAlt

JarioAlt? More like Jario A bottle of ass - Something that tastes awfult

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Sup guys my name is uhhhh blossam and i like oil. oil is just like my an...

t collection. What did you really think that i'm Gatorade?

just to clarify that V person who is gay eats monkeys and uhhh does the thing where you take pencils and they do an sexual paper style barn food

THE STORY OF FARMAH JIM
Farmah Jim was born in 1989 in West Jario, 200 and died on March 94th, 3000. His lasts words were "My god, what the fuck?" During his livespan, he had many adventures with Sans fight .-. food

Accomplishments
Farmah Jim grew many potatoes and they were good. They were so good that pencil anus monkey pen keyboard edition jario style.

But in 1934, he encountered the FORCES of APOO!!!! This was the start of the BATTLE FOR DREAM IRISH featuring Ol' Scotty, Erasher, and Brubbie. They teamed up to win the ultimate prize for a Battle for Jario. Sheet! I lost my dick! JARIO CAN YOU BUY ME A NEW ONE PLEASE I CAN'T FARM NOW 😭😭😭😭

In 1985, he invented a product that would change the world for SECONDS to come. The Jario City had issues with marios and plumbers eating cheese bread cassaroles. Celery was broccolii too and the number seven was funny. So if you get 329 more points Ho Hu HU HA AHAHAHAIUFGHUOHUIOHUOEHUHO WOW IM FUCKIN SANTA JARIO CMON AND LET ME DOWN YO FUCKIN CHIMNEYS AND GIMME DEM SUGAAAAAAAAAAA

He died through a heroic act of a hot dog smelling contest as, and i quote, "the wieners are too strong bitch"